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The Qoute:
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have
given us stomaches. --David Daye


(thus we should all just drink hard liquor!)

Bumper sticker for Jeff:
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."





(The vehicals we ride in)


The Enjoyment of life is only complete when you have died. If someone ever says to you, "why do you do that?, you are just wasting you life!" lisien to them and then say, "Okay."

Your time is your life, if you want you life to be spend doing something then spend your time doing that onething! If you want to Drink your self to death, (like in leaving LasVegas) that choice is yours to make. Just don't come to me later and say you made a mistake! The choices you make now will effect you in the future (that's why Chris is finally doing his homework!). If you don't believe me... YOUR AN IDIOT!!

I have put this web site here to commemorate my firends and present a place where people can find and try new things, which will give you the most out of life. If you have a problem with Drinking & Alcoholism... LEAVE! Your live is what you make it, so do what you want with what time you have; But remember that you can't always go back if you make a wrong turn!!!

Good Deal!

Okay.... Have some GATORADE



Remember all the Trips we Took in that Crap ass car of mine!! now that was some cool stuff.


HISTORY OF THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD

2000 BC - These voices are the gods and the spirits of humans. You are blessed.

0 AD - These voices are of God, you are His son.

400-1200 AD - These are the voices of the Devil, you are Cursed you must die.

1350-1500 AD - These are voices of the Saints, liberate us.

1600-1750 AD (esp. US) - These are voices of the Devil and of witches. You are a witch. You must burn.

1800-1990's AD - These voices are your SuperEgo, your Ego, and your Id. You are insane. You must be locked up.

2000 AD - These voices are the gods and the spirits of humans. You are blessed.

(I hear voices don't you... Oh, that's only when I'm Drunk!)



Well guys I hope you like it! It took me forever (and a day) to do this!
If any of you want to add something to this (I think it would make it better if you did!) let me know!
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Influenced by: Matt
Created by: Jeff
last updated: 12/2/97