THE SKY WAS DARK, THE MOON WAS HIGH,
ALL ALONE, JUST HER AND I.

HER HAIR WAS SO SOFT; HER EYES SO BLUE,
I KNEW JUST WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO.

HER SKIN SO SOFT; HER LEGS SO FINE;
I RAN MY FINGERS DOWN HER SPINE.

I DIDN'T KNOW HOW, BUT I TRIED MY BEST;
I STARTED BY PLACING MY HANDS ON HER BREAST.

I REMEMBER MY FEAR, MY FAST BEATING HEART;
BUT SLOWLY SHE SPREAD HER LEGS APART.

AND WHEN I DID IT I FELT SO SHAME;
ALL AT ONCE THE WHITE STUFF CAME.

AT LAST IT'S ALL FINISHED; IT'S ALL OVER NOW.
MY FIRST TIME EVER AT MILKING A COW.

I had this car. I liked the car I had! It was my ride! I always tryed to lay rubber at every intersection I came across... but my car kinda sucked so it didn't please me by pealing out! Let me tell you what happend to my car! IT GOT FUCKED UP!!! I never ment to hit the semi truck! It just kinda happened. So now I have no car and that really sucks. That is my story, and if you don't know... my name is Chris D. (the 'D' stands for "did I make it?")